Monday, July 30, 2007

AM I THE LUCKIEST HUSBAND IN THE WORLD OR WHAT?

Over the weekend my wife made this scrapbook for me; it's an album of "us" that she used to remind me of why she loves me. One of my favorite things about my wife Jessica is that she constantly reminds me why she loves me. She just doesn't tell me that she loves me, but adds story to that love. It's beautiful testament to the woman that she is. But I have to admit that it's sometimes a sobering wake-up call to the man I am in that particular moment...

(Another grace, I am sure)

THE GODS AREN'T ANGRY TOUR

Rob Bell is touring the country again. Go see him.

Sunday, July 29, 2007


Grace is often difficult to receive.

When it comes to those who are closest to me, I am sometimes an idiot, codependent, a bastard even. In those moments when the situation finally comes to a head, and grace and forgiveness are being thrown onto me--why do I sometimes want to run? I think sometimes I am too pride-filled to receive a friend's grace. Maybe I am fearful that it's not real or that's it comes with a "list," and so I am tempted to reject it instead of embracing it and letting it sink in.

This weekend I had one of those experiences where I struggled to accept a friend's grace. I kept feeling like I needed to earn it, like I needed to continue apologizing. Why is grace so uncomfortable at times? I don't want it to be. I want it to be something I gratefully accept and lavish onto others. That's what I desire, with at least as much of my heart that I can muster together...

(God, help me become humble enough to receive the grace that you extend through people.)

May his peace hold you, and wake you up to a new day.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

7 PRINCIPLES JOEL SAYS WILL MAKE YOU BETTER!


Joel Osteen has a new book coming out. So you won't have to read it, here are those 7 life-changing points!

Friday, July 27, 2007

ROBBIE SEAY BAND'S 'GIVE YOUR LIFE AWAY'


Buy this album. If you do, you might just get to skip church on Sunday!

SEND MY WIFE A BIRTHDAY EMAIL!


If you want to. She turns 25 today. Her email is JessicaNicoleTurner@gmail.com. I know that she would love to hear from you... thanks!

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

SIGNS




FROM 'WHAT YOU DIDN'T LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS ABOUT POLITICS'

From the introduction of Politics.

For me, there was a time in the not-so-distant past when I knew exactly where I stood on most political issues. Because I was an evangelical Christian, I thought my political views had to mirror exactly what I heard being preached from the pulpit [yes, politics in the pulpit—can you believe it?], articulated over Christian radio [God save Janet Parshall!], and written in Christian books [yes, James Dobson writes books]. Despite that often cumbersome law that separates church from state—and sometimes seems as real in our modern culture as Joan Rivers’ face—the church I attended as a kid always seemed to equate godly with the Republican Party. The pastor always prefaced his support of Republicans by saying, “Now, I’m not telling you who to vote for, but I’m going to vote for the candidate who is currently president. . . . But don’t let that influence you. . . .”

Some might think that being Christian should make politics simpler, but often it complicates it even more. However, despite the often strange dynamics that ensue when Christianity and politics get in the same Washington DC room for cocktails—nonalcoholic, of course—it is indeed possible for faith to be integrated into our personal politics without surrendering our personal integrity to one side of the political aisle or the other. But for quite some time, I didn’t think that was possible. But perhaps that’s because I was pretty much molded into a right-wing conservative before I had pubic hair.

By the time I was twelve years old, you might have considered me a young George W. Bush. [Instead of W, you would have called me P.] As a preteen, I already understood the basic aspects of the political process, watched the most important campaigns closely, and knew exactly who I would vote for and, just as important, why. Back then, I thought selling your soul to the GOP [Grand Old Party] was the Christian thing to do. I knew early on that when I turned eighteen, I’d support the elephants.
My cordial relationship with politics began in sixth grade. That’s the year I thoroughly began aligning myself with the Christian conservative platform. It might sound completely ridiculous for a twelve-year-old to be this interested in politics, but I was uncoordinated and so playing sports wasn’t necessarily an option for me. My love affair with politics started as I watched the 1984 election between Ronald Reagan and Walter Mondale. Something lit a spark in me. That election day, I sat at home with a notebook in hand and watched ABC’s World News Tonight with Peter Jennings [recording every comment said and the exact moments when state results were announced]. It was clear early on in the evening that Mr. Reagan was going to win the election with a certain amount of ease. But for some reason—maybe it was ABC’s cool red and blue maps or the heart-pounding music that was played each time a state’s results were announced, or maybe it was the passion each and every person Peter Jennings interviewed possessed for the political process—that night watching The Gipper [a nickname for Ronald Reagan] slaughter [politically speaking, of course] Walter Mondale [and it was a slaughter: 525 electoral votes to 13] made me fall in love with politics.

My sixth grade teacher at the Christian school I attended couldn’t keep his political leanings out of his lectures. He’d convinced me and all of the other students that if Walter Mondale were to become president of the United States, America would more than likely become a communist country, just like the USSR, China, or Canada. [It wasn’t until a little later that I learned Canada wasn’t actually a communist country; however, my teacher was not convinced.] Like the majority of people in America, Mr. Kustings had an uncanny love and admiration for Ronald Reagan, and sometimes, like so many who love politics do, he often went a little overboard with his political antics. When I arrived for class the next morning, there was a huge sign on the blackboard that said, “Hallelujah! Reagan Wins the Election!”

Home life and politics were indeed mixed in the Turner house, but only on occasion [usually around the presidential elections]. My mom and dad were Reagan Democrats, which is a term political commentators used to describe working-class Democratic Americans who in 1980 and 1984 [and some in 1988] crossed party lines to vote for the Republican candidate. Though the majority of people considered to be Reagan Democrats voted for Reagan because of his strong stance on national security and his promise to lower taxes, in 1980 [Reagan’s first election] Mom and Dad were relatively new Christians, and that election was the first time their faith played a significant role in who they supported. Having registered as Democrats twenty years before when Dad said the Democratic Party stood for legislation and values that were more in line with their personal ideals, they kept their Democrat registration, but they’ve voted straight-ticket Republican since 1980. Though my mom and dad would never have considered themselves to be political activists, they certainly involved themselves in the political process and encouraged me to do the same. And of course their influence played a significant role in my political belief system until the early part of my adulthood. [While their influence is still invaluable to me, we learned a few years ago that we don’t agree on everything. And besides, this book is about what you—and I—didn’t learn from our parents.]

Monday, July 23, 2007

UPDATE

Again, I've gone a long period of time without blogging. My only excuse is that I'm on deadline again. Combine that with my continued effort to secure a publisher for Jesus Needs New PR, and I'm sure you can understand why I've been so busy. I honestly thought that the book would have secured publishing by now--I've had four publishers involved--but so far, all of them have come back saying pretty much the same thing: We love this book but we can't print it. Fun times.

I'll hear back from the last Christian publisher this week or early next week; I'm really hoping it works out with this one. But if not, I'll be taking the book to mainstream pubs. It's no doubt been a frustrating time; that's for sure. But Jess and I continue to keep all of this in prayer; we're hoping for the best.

To all of those who have sent me encouraging emails, thank you for your support and good wishes. They always seem to arrive at a good time.

Peace,

mpt

Friday, July 20, 2007

WOW. YOU CAN'T STOP TAMMY FAYE!

THIS IS OLD, BUT SO DANG FUNNY...

Sunday, July 15, 2007

SELF INDULGENCE


I am currently working on my next book, one named "Hokey Pokey--Curious People Finding What Life's All About." The book releases with David C. Cook in April 08. This picture was taken last week at the Christian Retail Show. It's an odd thing seeing your face blown up to the size of a queen-sized bed spread. You fight embarrassment, pride, and the temptation to believe you're the sh*t. Of course, I have plenty of people in my life to help remind me that I am not. But it's crazy how quickly you can get lost in all of that, or at least, misplaced in it. I'm reminded once again of what Jesus said: "Don't pack away earthly stuff; delight in the things that are eternal..."

Thursday, July 12, 2007

THIS IS CHRISTIAN RETAIL


Just returned from the Christian Retail Show. This poster was just one of the very unique items that I found interesting. This poster was being displayed at a booth next to one of my publishers (Tyndale). I thought it was hilarious. I'm not sure what kind of church this dog and cat go to, but I think I need to found out.

All of this begs the question, who's my friend? LOL

Friday, July 6, 2007

GRACE...

Or miracle.

Thursday, July 5, 2007

A FRIEND'S BOOK


I've talked about my friend Cameron Conant some on this blog. His new book releases next month, a title that is a testament to the struggles, losses, and fears of one year of Cameron's life. Loosely connected to the writings of King Solomon, The Year I God Everything I Wanted is a humorous real life memoir about a Christian's journey from one of publishing's most honest and heartfelt writers.

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

FORMER KORN MEMBER TELLS HIS STORY


Save Me From Myself

IF YOU'RE GOING TO ICRS

Look for me; I'll be signing at the NavPress booth on Monday at 1:30 and at the David C. Cook booth on Monday at 2:30. If you're going to be there, come by and get a free book.

AMERICA BLESS GOD...





...by becoming his hands and feet in the world
...by taking care of the poor, the sick, and the lonely
...by honoring the elderly and respecting their stories
...by engaging our brothers and sisters of different countries in respectful conversation
...by loving those we disagree with
...by not looking out for our own interests but for the interests of others
...by praying for and pursuing peace in our inner cities
...by not being overcome with consumerism and financial prosperity
...by supporting good causes and resisting those that aren't
...by standing against prejudices of any kind
...by loving your children, your spouses, your friends, your family
...by helping those who are addicted and afflicted
...by resisting "easy" answers to fix our problems
...by listening to and respecting each other's stories, regardless of their details
...by meditating on the truth that God loves people and longs to use each of us in his story
...by dancing, singing, picnicking, gathering, hoping, playing, working, helping, praying, serving, believing, and living

Happy Fourth of July, may our country's freedom lead us to serve, love, and honor...

Sunday, July 1, 2007

STATE OF THE PRESIDENT...


This Washington Post feature is an interesting report on President Bush's state of mind. Well-written and fantastically researched, it offers a glimpse at how Bush is dealing with the pressures of his presidency, legacy, and how history will judge him. Make sure you read the whole article; it's well worth your time.

PUBLISHER INTERESTED

Good news! I might know something this week about the publishing future of "Jesus Needs New PR." I'll keep you posted!

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT HAS BEEN 10 YEARS? ELTON'S TRIBUTE TO DIANA