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"Joel Osteen"
19 comments:
A) That got even funnier overnight
B) Anything with Foghorn is amazing
C) I have no idea who the WM lady is
this is hilarious
Everyone in my office is wondering why I'm laughing. This is funny stuff.
That is so funny and so true. Thanks man!
rediculously hilarious!
Thanks guys... this was my midnight brainfart...
i thought it was funny until the joel osteen part - then it was hilarious!
A great way to start the day off on the right foot!
i had the "know-it-all calvinist" as a professor in college...
Very funny. I posted it on our blog.
Very funny. I posted it on our blog.
Wow, is that ever true. This was really funny, thanks for putting it together.
I'll never look at celebrities the same again. Need to find:
"The Mission Trip Enthusiast"
"The Teddy Bear Spiritual Care Pastor"
"The Soup Kitchen Mama"
"The Unofficial Church Boss"
LOVE it!
How does your sarcasm never seem snarky? You get away with so much, MPT. You need to do a how-to workshop at the next Cool Christians R Us event;)
awesome!
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SO FUNNY! I'm a heavily tattooed follower of Jesus and I think lots of Christians think I just got saved or just got out of prison.
And the last one, Osteen, man now that's funny stuff!!
I just spit out my water all over my laptop...thanks!
OMG- I can only aspire to hot homeschooling mom! The hair! It's perfect. Instead, I'm "In need of a shower and skipping Bible study" Christian mom. Bless my heart.
seriously, i swear i'm struck with 'holy laughter' everytime i read one of your posts!
keep it up!
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