Are you tired of searching for God, Jesus, and the Holy Ghost? Well, you're search is over. Now you can get your daily supply of the God-head in a 8.4 oz. can. And only 10 calories! Just 10 calories.
I'm so excited about this. I mean, I've always wanted my living water to come with a little fizz and caffeine. And it's been infused with the fruit of the spirit! Gosh, it's like Red Bull for Christians, only infused with the fruit of the spirit. I bet love, patience, and joy tastes like a bowl full of liquid bananas, oranges, and a hint of lime.
Mmm.
I wonder what it tastes like with vodka?
Here's the link, just in case you're tempted to think this isn't real.
One question: Why?
See also Jason Boyett's thoughts on Jesus Jolt!
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Why is right.
I'm stopping to think about it.
I'm stopping stopping to think about it.
I have nothing
Why?
Wow
Haha. Because someone else figured out how to capitalize on Christian elitism.
As long as Joel Olsteen doesn't pop open a can to wet his whistle while giving a sermon...
...you know, I'd like to give this to the Pentecostals and then see them speak in tongues.
Oooo, or give to the Baptists and watch them get hyper-judgmental!
Hey, not all Baptists are like that...
I don't get the 1 in 3 thing. How is that the Trinity? Maybe I'm overthinking it.
hilariously ridiculous!
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no offense intended, I know they all aren't. I just grew up surrounded by a really bad bunch of them. Scared me for life, and not in my hand or feet.
holy shit.
pun intended.
Cuz they can.
Dude, it's hard to leave me speechless. Congratulations, you did it.
Makes you wonder if this is in the same spirit of the sort of thing that was going on in the temple when Jesus got angry and threw out the moneychangers. People trying to make money on the name of God.
It's the marketing and selling of Christianity. It's one of my pet peeves. This is kind of an extreme one. I'm with you: Why?
to answer your question. Grey Goose and yes its good.
matt w
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