"Behold. It's HOUSEKEEPING! If you let me come inside I'll dust your aorta." -Jesus
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"I brought Whopper Jrs with cheese." -Jesus
"Mommy, there's a woman with a beard knocking on our door." Little kid inside house
Towel head? (perhaps a Martha Stewart brand?)
Bring the knocking home. This little statue will let Jesus know that he can knock on your door anytime.
"Hey June, it's Jesus... that same darn lamb got in your backyard again."
Does "Jesus" have a boob?
"It saves time doing it this way. Yeah, Jim in the office next to yours told me I could come in if you said it was okay."
"Now, look what you made me do? My doves got out again."-Woman
"Eeeh, macarena!" -Jesus
"You're totally home. I can see you through the window. You're playing cards."
I couldn't think of anything clever for this one... but I love his braided hair.
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Wow Jesus is quite the klepto in the first picture:
- Took a box of JellyBellies from the candy store in the mall (or from Ronald Regan)
- Took the apron from the set of the Golden Girls (maybe he's about to make macadamia nut cookies!)
- Took the lantern from the set of National Treasure 2 (they did need that lantern to distract from the fact that the dialogue was horrendous)
- Took the crown from the Burger King King (Maybe they had breakfast?)
- And the effervescent glow from Gandalf...
Macarena! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
When I clicked the link, I seriously expected all the "Knocker Edition" pictures to be Jesus with boobs. Much to my relief, it was only the uniboob.
#4: "Even Jesus didn't use a knocker so why bother?"
"Jesus who?! What do you mean Jesus who?"
#5: "Bob, there's another one of those religious freaks at the door."
"I brought Whopper Jrs with cheese." -Jesus Hahahahahahaahaha!
These are some of the best.
For the last one:
"Avon Calling!"
I know you guys are in there...come on, open up.
For the last one...Little Bo Peep has lost his sheep.
Is that sacriligous? (don't know even if I spelled that correctly!)
Or . . . "Black and white! How noir!"
I actually like the second from top and the bottom pictures.
why does david crowder have that towel on his head?
for the last: "Oh, I hope they like my saaaaaaaaaaaandaaaalllllls!"
For the last one . . . "A Facebook group would be sooo much easier."
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bwahahahahahahaha..... best Jesus pics yet! thanks MPT!
Ha ha! The guy in the white robe looks like the guitar player for Alice In Chains!
Hmmm the King of Kings or the Creepy King bringing me Whopper Jr's? I can't decide which one I would like the most.
"If you don't let him in to talk to us about his "Church" and stuff, he's just going to keep coming back. You don't really want that, do you? Let's just get this over with."
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